LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jimmy dreams of pumpkin and pie, Dean dreams of peanuts, roasted dry, Harry dreams of almond milk, Cyrus dreams of shirts, all silk, They al...

Dave just had to start golfing, now that days have gone long, He was all fitted up with new golf shoes and golf thong, Not to be mean, But o...

Dave went and bought some used tights, They were full of parasites, On Dave's skin, The sites dig in, They squirm a little, then they bi...