LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

When I put clothes in my brand new, washing machine, Not matter the detergent, my clothes come out green, The temperature of the water Doesn...

There were tiny bubbles, exploding in my pop, They were giving me a headache, and I could not make them stop, So, to ease my bad head pain, ...

I decided to sweep the floor, It had never been done before, But, the floor was so sticky, My broom got all ichy, So, I ruged the place from...