LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Everyday, it is fried taters in the morning, and a fry pan in the big sink, Now, my sink is so full of fry pans, I can't maneuver a glas...

Trina went to town, for a beef sandwich, with gobs of melted , cheddar cheese, She tells them to hold the tomato, because tomatoes make Trin...

Gordon has a big cardboard box, Where he  keeps his little pet fox, The fox has disease, That spreads when he pees, Gordon came down with a ...

I had a cabbage, growing in my tennis shoe, That a cabbage could grow there, I just never knew, It started crowding my toes, I picked it, an...

My silly pussy cat was really poky and slow, It took him 8 hours to find his litter box and go, Then he would fall asleep, On his litter box...

I live in a universe that has a verse that's parallel, In one verse my clothes smell clean, in another they stinky smell, My clothes in ...

My boots are all covered with wet mud, Walked into the house; got called a crud, I have no real common sense, But I took a big offence, I le...

Someone was picking their nose, And, wiping it allover their clothes, Mama got mad, Nose picker got sad, I told everyone, and that added to ...