LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I always knew, that the intelligence of my math teacher, was not real, Teacher waddles all around the class, and barks and smells, like an o...

My kippers are so expensive; way too high, I cannot understand the any reasons, why? I just have the means, To buy canned sardines, The bone...

My algebra answer, did not add up to x+y, I got scolded by the teacher, and I started to cry, She said I acted like babies, Then I nervous s...

All the little humans they learn, learn, learn, That makes their little brain cells churn, churn, churn, Then they work for others who are s...

Before the birds are outside with their squeaking, I'm on the road for some special antiquing, I hit all the yard sales, Buy old cloth b...

My big pet dragon, he just eats and he eats, Dragon eats one peasant, and then he repeats, I'm running out of my peasants, He won't ...

Timmy's mommy told Timmy that he had to do his best, That's why Timmy used a cheating note, when he took a test, But, when he tested...

I bought a fancy pet dog, and bought him fancy pet food, I now pretend to be a modern, fancy pet dude, I chum with fancy pet owner frien...

Summer starts in the month of June, Not aligned with the full moon, Somehow that seems quite out of tune, Like when Jen plays trumpet, after...

Danny was a grocer; ten times a millionaire, He thought himself a big shot; he figured he was there, So he bought a big boat, To join the ya...