LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I studied corporate finance, also quantum physics too, I got a job in banking, managed money, for people like you, Then the securities marke...

I had a can of old porky beans, I traded it for some powdered greens, I tried to get healthy, But, I was not wealthy, I was never on a list ...

My new pillow was as flat as a sheet, For my neck, it was never any treat, Flat pillows are the norm, They don't fit my head form, They ...

Bob works as a cardboard box bailer, They bail the boxes from parks called trailer, Bob bores, bailing box after box, Worse than caffeine de...

Terry had a little lamb, named her Pretty Pam He treated Pretty Pam, like she was some close fam, Terry did not remember, To buy groceries i...

I had four chickens in my coup, They all could do the hula hoop, I needed one for chicken soup, I picked the chicken that peed it's poop...

Blither Blother stood in the rain,  Looking through his window pain, Wishing that he had a brain, And stayed inside with his toy train, Lick...