LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My cello was run over by a sports car, It's destroyed, now I won't be a cellist star, I thought it wouldn't get injured, So it w...

To see how the candidates rate,👀 I stayed up to watch them debate,🍺 But I got really tired,😴 And my wait time expired,🚽 A snooze was my ...