LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went out to see the amazing new sunrise, but it did not rise too high, It only rose a little bit, and the sun started to fireball cry, The...

Getting closer to the big Wolf Moon, It arrives during the hour of noon, The moon's picture is dear, With the stars in the rear, All hum...

Down from the sky came a great, round moon, It ate my dog and pet raccoon, It said it was going away, Be back in 30 day, Next time it wanted...

I was on a great sand dune, Waiting for the rise of moon, Waited there all afternoon, Ate a cookie, macaroon, Need a toilet, please rise soo...

I went and watched some solar flares, Singed my eyeballs, gave them tears, I burned my skin, They told next of kin, Then they fed what remai...

I once saw a lunar eclipse the moon, The lunar was big, ugly like a baboon,  He swallowed the moon whole, Then scratched off a face mole, Th...