LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went online and ordered way too much stuff, in great bulk, The bank put a hold on my checking account, now I sulk, Couldn't pay my gas...

I went tenting, but I lost my warm cozy tent, A tornado grabbed it, then back home it was sent, Black rain clouds became my ceiling, Electri...

I went outside and got the mail, at the breaking of the dawn, It was no greeting card, but a notice I was overdrawn, I went to the bank, I w...