LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I dream all day long of pickled pigs feet, It's the only food for super I'll eat, I chew on the thick pig fat, Thinking I'm one ...

My cute little pig, laid down for a long sleep, Now, soon tender vitals, my cleaver shall reap, I have no regrets, I eat all my pets, Except...

I went back in time to get a baby pet dinosaur, I brought back an egg, and thought I had made quite a score, My dino pet grew gigantic, Ate ...

Morris bought a used time machine, but his time travels did not last, Morris was eaten by a dinosaur, back in the distant past, The dinosaur...

Patches and Checkers were two dilly dogs, They pretended to be rabbits, squirrels and frogs, Then one pleasant day, A cougar came their way,...

Big Ugly Gator took my books, and burned them all, Gator burned my coloring books, that made me bawl, He then gave me a book, On how pork, I...

I was attacked by zombies, and they were my kith and kin, They opened my head, ate my brains like sardines in a tin, Fed kids who were poor,...

My little bird gives his feathers tugs, So he can get a meal of bugs, He's so shy, He won't fly high, Instead he hunts more bugs in ...