LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went riding on my snowmobile; it is also called a sled, I ran over a brand new snowman, now I think that he is dead, He belonged to the ki...

My socks were making my toes itch and scratch, So I put the socks in the laundry batch, I did not use soap, Or any of that dope, I did spill...

There was this little sunfish, I tried to deep fat fry, Then a grease spatter popped, taking out my one good eye, In my bad eye I see fizzy,...

I ate way too much, so I thought it caused me to be sick, Then I remembered, I swallowed a pointy, thin toothpick, To the ER I was sent, Sta...

My neighbors were setting off holiday crackers, The crackers sounded like cannon blast attackers, One hit my shingled, tar roof, Caused a fi...

A sparkler got caught in my hair, It burned until my head was all bare, I went home, ate some soup, Then sat out on my stoop, I was upset, a...

I went to parties and brought to them zing, Because I wore lots of solid gold bling, But all my gold got stole, From my bedroom bling bowl, ...