LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My big sister Trina, became a creepy, sinister ghoul, That was her default job, because she wouldn't attend her school, Kids, go to scho...

I studied corporate finance, also quantum physics too, I got a job in banking, managed money, for people like you, Then the securities marke...

I have a little pet, named Gerbil Jones, I let him chew on all the chicken bones, When he turned five and twenty, I figured I fed him plenty...