LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

So, methinks I was headed up to Mars, But my spaceship fell back down and crushed cars, I got a lawsuit, From each crushed toot, toot, Now I...

When starting out and leaving home, whether you're a Tina or a Tommy, You must begin looking for a rich, sugar daddy or sugar mommy, The...

Three bears, they went a sailing, out across the sea, They were headed to Camp Grabbing with a load of Turkish tea, When their boat popped a...

From my burgers grease is dripping, At the fast food place I'm burger flipping, It's been my lifelong career, Due to my couns...

The Harvest Moon rose, and was so very bright, and super big, Pete was blinded and could not do homework, for his class in trig, Well, Pete ...

I built a massive space rocket, and it exploded, right in my face, Now, amongst all the of rocketeers, I am laughed at; a big disgrace, So, ...

Bob works as a cardboard box bailer, They bail the boxes from parks called trailer, Bob bores, bailing box after box, Worse than caffeine de...