LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went outside and got the mail, at the breaking of the dawn, It was no greeting card, but a notice I was overdrawn, I went to the bank, I w...

Cars are sliding down the road, Finding trees and getting towed, And all the new snow, We give a blow, It's holidays and credit is owed....

Fast and loose, the Christmas goose chased me across the yard, Fast and loose, I was chased by that goose, while I wore just a thin leotard,...