LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I sold trinkets off a beautiful, festooned, trinket trolley, I shared the business with my slow motion, Cousin Wally, I became really, reall...

I trade rutabaga at my vegetable stand, I barter for butter and real milk that is canned, Sometimes I get cheese, On pie it's the bees k...

I ate raw fungi and it ate my brains, I no longer functioned and felt aches and pains, I bottled the stuff, Claimed it made people loo...

I went to the grocer but his prices were high, I said with my small budget those prices wouldn't fly, The grocer said, "my costs ...