LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I think of humans to be like all other animals, except humans aren't on my menu for dinner, It sounds like an extremely, ignorant prejud...

There is a witch, that's me, I recruited two more to make three, And, though we weren't quite a coven We cooked townsfolk in our ove...

Your neighbor next door down, knows, That you have juicy fingers and toes, As the neighbor's belly gets tight, He'll definitely take...

I saw a wolverine, dragging by the feet, my neighbor down the street, My neighbor screamed really loud, but the wolverine was going to eat, ...

We were so hungry, having absolutely no meat, Daddy went looking for organs, to sell, or to eat, Poor daddy worked on some guy, When a polic...

Way far back in the year CE ten, We were conquered, destroyed by King Ben, We thought we were burnt toast, But were cut into roasts, We then...

Tiger, tiger don't eat my kite, Or I'll whoop you in a fight, Make sure your teeth are sharp and white, When they rip my flesh tonig...

Two little witches met way out in the wood One was really bad, the other really good, Their friendship was tight, But the good witch did not...

There was a cannibal who lived on a hill, He liked to eat peasants with basil and fresh dill, Now he grew the basil from seed, But stole ...

I went and found a demon, eating his dinner out in the wood, He was chomping on someone's arms and legs, while smacking his lips real go...

My neighbors went feral again,🐺🐅🐅🐶🐱🐘🐂🐗 They ate all my pigeons and kin,👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧👨‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 They ate my sugar...

I went to see witches to buy magic brew, Alas, they hit me on the head and threw me into their stew, It wasn't so bad, Between the potat...