LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The guy was away handling pots and pans, He was the cook on a ship named, The Hans, When the ship sunk down, That cook guy did drown, Trying...

I opened a can of applesauce, and found a little frog, The frog was cooked and mummified, sitting in a saucy bog, I did not at all hesitate,...

I bought a can of dill pickles from an online superstore, I received my can of dill pickles, in it is something more, It has six legs, Legs ...

Benny the mackerel was awfully bad, He scared Sid the goldfish and made Sidney sad, So I sent Benny away, Out into the bay, Where he got can...