LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Because I leave my accounts, so unattended, On most social media, I've been unfriended, I deleted all the posts, My fans hate the most, ...

Jim's Twinkie was shrinking with every big bite, As Jim's Twinkie was shrinking, Jim's belt grew more tight, Jim just went to th...

I like to eat my pork, I like to eat my beans, I like eating two slices of bread, With tuna in betweens, I like to eat cupcake, I like my ta...

They slashed my tires and cut the lines to my brakes, They blew up my mailbox and in my pumpkins, drove stakes, In my neighborhood, Most are...