LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Along came a big flying monkey, and he flew off with my toupee, I'll never see that fake hair again, because the monk flew far away, My ...

Phil became a landlord to make money, and it's aces, He crams a lot of people into little tiny places, Phil decided, what the heck, He t...

I got thumb screws for Father's Day, and I don't have any kids, I got the screws from my business pal; our biz is on the skids, To s...