LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I use to be a big star, then my public bent over, and gave me a moon, Now, I'm a forgotten cloud, hovering over a cornfield all afternoo...

I felt rich when I found in my wallet, a dollar, I felt smart when I read me a book, a scholar, I still felt so defeated, When everyone twee...

My latest four cheese homemade pizza, lies in the garbage bin, Everyone said it was a vile thing, that wreaks of sin, I made the pizza from ...

Harold was a thespian, He wrote the thespian news, In order to right something that sounded good, Harold really hit the hard booze, So ...