LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I tried to create some chaos, because that's the popular thing to do, I went to a pharmacy lab, and released the rats, and the monkeys t...

Today I was taken directly to jail, For possessing too many frogs in my pail, I won't be back on the bay, Until, next Saturday, Then I w...

I went to Suite Ste. Marie to play around the locks, As ships pulled into the locks, I dropped on them small rocks, The police came for me, ...

My dinner was a little fish, its corpse was flaky and tender, I caught it out of season, so I am a poaching fish, offender, Last night I ate...

I have squatted 10,000 days, and been in jail, 10,000 more, Spending  nights in comfy, warm beds, next day, it's jail, and a food store,...

In my public hanging, I was gallows, displayed, Fortuitous, I had a knife with a sharp blade, With death, I could not coupe, So, I cut my ne...

Daddy goes out on the street, very late at night, Looking for used body parts, when supplies are tight, When old organs fail, Daddy finds so...

The judge said I was criminally, completely insane, He ordered AI chips to be stapled into my brain, I did not feel anything, Til my ears st...

Too Little rode on a too little trike, Until Too Little stole a too little motorbike Too Little stole the mail, But what sent Too Little off...

Out in the road a $100 bill has laid, waiting for some quick feet, I'd like to go and grab it, but I'm sure a policeman I will meet,...

I became a reporter because I like to snoop, I've always looked for the juiciest scoop, Like the two bears in the woods, Who ate Ridding...

I wanted to try a magnificent pillage,😈 So I went over to the neighboring village,😁 They had swords over there,😧 I lost head and hair,😢 ...

In a tent on an abandoned lot, I found me a place to squat, I thought the living would be free, But it weren't meant to be, The owners c...