LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There were many powerful monsters, made by Franklin Fritz, He created them from scratch, out of human, itsy bits, His designs, won many awar...

There was a college student named Drake, Over and over the same class he'd take, The first time he got a "C", The second ti...

There was a robot named Mort, For a tin man he was real short, He could not compute, Or, do a square root, He couldn't even write a ...

Santa Claus rode on his red sleigh, Bringing presents on Christmas day, He couldn't hardly steer, His rowdy reindeer, Till he agreed...

Ben ran over a sharp wire, It punctured right through his tire, In just a little bit, The wire the lightning hit, That caused a massive ...

George went fishing with some leeches, Baited them like daddy teaches, George got a bite, But din't hold on tight, Tonight He's ...

The wind blew down all the trees, It brought big men down on their knees, The great thunder popped, The windstorm stopped, Then you coul...

There once was a bear named Fluffy, She thought of herself as a toughie, But when bitten by bees, She fell from the trees, Now her body ...

There was an old witch on Halloween, Her hair was black, here eyes were green, She used her broom, To sweep her room, Her home was excep...

Mel and Bernie Bankers Thee, What will you guys take from me? You took my money, You took my house, You even took my kids and spouse.

There once was a fish with just one fin, He swam around and around again, All in circles he went, Till his fuel was all spent, Then a bi...

Caroline was the light on the bay, When she left the light faded away, I promised that I would change, But, my voice was out of range, N...

The reign of kings and dictates of the state, Their engine speaks without review of choice, The masses, millions,live from fate to fate, ...

A dog went swimming far out in the bay, He caught a fish and swam back the same day, He flopped the fish on the shore, The fish flopped o...

There was a girl from Traverse City, Her eyes were bright her hair was pretty. She laid in the sun, Till she was well done, Now her skin...

VERSE I Solid morning fog, Sweet vapors of yesterday, Melting into dresms. VERSE II The thick morning fog, Sweet vapors of yesterd...

The Winter Sleeper, Green goddess of the forest, Awaken to the sun.