LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Mary loved eating crawdads, She found them in rivers under stumps, But, if she ate too many crawdads, Her hands swelled up with bumps,...

Carman was a crayfish, She played in mud all day, She once climbed into a clay dish, Then Carmen went away, Carman was sold as a crawda...

Simon was a giant crawdad, He ate dead fish and smelled real bad, He brushed twice a day, And used mouthwash they say, He still had no f...

A crawdad grabbed me by my big toe, He pinched me so hard he caused me great woe, But, with my new shotgun, I just knew I had won, The c...

There once was a crawdad named Claude, His claws were overly broad, If you gave him one inch, That's just what he'd pinch, And, ...