LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My little red barn is no more, The snow on the roof pushed the roof to the floor, And, as for my cows, They suffered ouches and oughs, B...

I owned a cow named Moses, Instead of hooves she had big toeses, I could not keep them clean, She got really mean, So, I picked her a bu...

Little Pa Murphy had cows on his range, That had all come down with a bad case of mange, The steaks were laid bare, As the cows lost thei...

Shelia was a big white cow, She ate up all the grass, But, when at night she did lie down, She passed enormous gas.