LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I needed my pot fixed, so I could have some stew with my port,15 So, I went to see the great tinker; he was my dead, last resort,16 Tinker p...

I buy all my noodles, down at the secondhand grocery store, I cook my noodles just four minutes, stir them, then cook them some more, They m...

I use to fish with a cane pole, and whacked the fish in the head, real fast, I scooped them up quick, into my net, because their concussion ...

Jenny had many pans and Jenny had some pots, Jenny had a toaster, and toasted lots and lots, Jenny had a new, hot air fryer, Fancy cookware?...

I found some dry hickory, so I lit it to heat a winter stew, I threw in the stew a snow bunny, a dead frog and something that flew, The stew...

A toad hopped upon my tablecloth, expecting to eat for free, I had roast chicken, corn and taters, I cooked up for only me,  On my table, I ...

I went over to Indiana, to sing my gramma nana song, It's about life in the dark heart, hinterland, and stabbing with a prong, You see, ...

It takes sixty bugs to make bubble bug stew, You can add a few more, like the Pilgrims do, Sea salt, to preferred taste, Won't add pound...

I stuck up my tent cabin, in a forest, near a beaver damed,  lake, I figured for my late night suppers, fish from the cold lake, I could tak...

I use to spruce up my baked cakes, with nuts and berries from the store, Now I spruce up my homemade cakes, by adding sweeping from the floo...

I could not find my fairy lights, for my weekend cookout, on the porch, I looked all through my garage, and settled for those tiki with the ...

Grandma does not cook the food she prepares, until all the microbes are dead, That's what dinner guests ponder on the toilet; that's...

My ma's fancy meatballs, came out dry, hard and flaky, They should be like a  moist, soft, chewy piece of steaky, I did, just all that I...

I bought a dead, dried maple tree and chopped it all up, So, I could have firewood to cook my late-night sup, The firewood heated fast, My b...

I bought some market rhubarb, and black cherries, too, They were a bit rotten, so I cooked them as stew, I served it for dinner, bringing ev...

I walked down to the berry store, on one sunny day, I needed fresh cranberries to spruce up my souffle, They were out of cranberries, I boug...

Hi everyone, most people know me to be Tony, On every Saturday, I make much macaroni, It is a delicious dish, I share with my girl,Trish, On...

I just got home, and I put on water for stew, I put on some coffee, and I'm making that new, I do not have any meat, Or vegetables to ea...

I have made a peanut butter post, Taught people how to spread it on toast, Next post, it's my fruit jelly, It's both chewy and smell...

My pork rinds were not so greasy or sweet, So, I fried them with grease and brown sugar for my treat, Now, I have to confess, They were a st...