LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I passed a barn out on U.S. 10, It had a clock just like Big Ben, But it didn't chime, It mooed the time, And clucked the music ...

Barny was a practicing wiccan, His familiar was a farm chicken, If you want some good luck, Get the chicken to cluck, If he don't cl...

There was an inventor whose name was Larry, He invented a car that ran on dairy, Cheese, milk, and eggs too, Made his car cluck, cl...