LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My bucket is full of minnows, and my can is full of worms, My lunchbox is full of candy; my hands are covered with germs, I am fishing in my...

Cooking egg noodles has always been my big dream, I cook noodles all day, filling my house with steam, The kids, all day shout, To let the s...

I went gaming online, and lost a bundle of cash, I moved in with my brother, and he's what you'd call, trash, I sold my yacht, car a...

I live in a universe that has a verse that's parallel, In one verse my clothes smell clean, in another they stinky smell, My clothes in ...

All the food in my fridge is in rapid decline, The juice is all fuzzy, and has turned into wine, The potatoes are a dark green, The chicken ...

I played with my quite doggy, and I caught a case of mange, Then when I went to work, people looked at me real strange, Someone made a big f...

I was in a dark, damp forest from times of yore,  Monsters and man eating plants were in trees, and on the floor, But, I was aback taken,...

I went to the office and went to the John, The porcelain was painted, I think it was Ron, Ron just left a big mess, Now he's chatting wi...

I decided to sweep the floor, It had never been done before, But, the floor was so sticky, My broom got all ichy, So, I ruged the place from...

Donny the cook had bugs climb up his snout, But, he didn't know that he could just blow them right out, So he used his finger, And le...