LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I could not afford to raise chickens to eat, so I raised some chickadees, Chickadees have almost no flesh to eat; their boney breast, just a...

Someone ate all of my chickens last night, The only trace found were feathers, all white, It must be the bear, He left his tracks there, ...

I went down to the meat market, and what was missing there? There was a shortage of eggs to feed to my Teddy Bear, When I got back to the ho...

Derek the skunk liked his eggs in the morn, So he went into the chicken coop where the eggs were born, Then the chickens got mad, And tre...

In Freeland, there once was a barn owl, named Beau, In the hen house, Beau saw a banshee named Coe, Coe had an egg thieving plot, But the ba...

There was a falcon big and true, He watched Jimbo's chickens from a tree limb view, Jimbo had a rooster, chick and hen, In a topless ...

Many people say there are ogres behind the trees, Some people say that Martians buzz like bees, I hear that people say that chickens don...

A tree toad ate whole apples all day, He would then spit the seeds far away, One time he hit a chicken, He then got a good lick-en, Now ...

My home is full of poisonous molds and spores, The county condemned it and padlocked my doors, So, I was moved to the coup, The one with chi...

A bear was out looking at my chicken koop wherein, lie my eggs, I went to confront him and he stood up on his hind legs, I said "yo...

I built my chickens a chicken koop, It was a place to eat, a place to poop, And, beneath their legs, They'd lay those eggs, My reward fo...

I went out to the chicken coop and what beasts did I find, Two great big bears and they were unkind. They ate my rooster named Joe, An...

My chickens are moving so slow, They blame the cold and the snow, But, if the cold they can't beat, I guess they're ready to eat,...

Jeff found some chickens in his drawers, They had ate his marshmallows he had saved for s'mores, The chickens were hasty, So, Jeff fr...