LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to the grocery store to buy some breast cuts of chicken, When I sorted through the cuts of chicken, my ticker did quicken, The only c...

The thing about the marshmallow peeps, When I'm shopping them, I shop for keeps, The day that comes after Sunday, Is the day they call M...

My home has been overrun by cruel voles, The cruel voles have nefarious goals, They have a bear army, Most vicious, not charmy, Seizing my h...

I ordered from an AI, my dinner online, The AI took my order and I thought all was fine, I ordered chicken and fries, Got pancakes and fried...

When I lie I get an ache in my tooth, But I can't stand to tell ma the truth, It wasn't a foul fox, That gave my brother the pox, It...

My neighbor's chicken oh, good grief, Got in my chicken and ate my beef, Although two wrongs don't make right, My food budg...

Little chicken in my backyard park, You escaped from farmer with the dark, You eat bugs and seeds in my petunia bed, You could be chicken...

Barny was a practicing wiccan, His familiar was a farm chicken, If you want some good luck, Get the chicken to cluck, If he don't cl...

Sherry my chicken, I put in a box, To avoid my catching the chickenpox, The box was an oven, I broiled her with lovin', And, garnish...

My pet chicken liked to peck at my eyes, And, his pecking gave me so many cries, Now, I give him no passes, I wear safety glasses, He...

There once was a chicken named Cam, She laid eggs that were all full of ham, But, the pigs on the farm, Said ham-eggs did them harm, So,...