LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I only eat bologna, it's a nutritious, power food, It could be made of pork and chicken, or some poor, homeless dude, It is an old, secr...

I went to buy a small can of beans, in the Mancelona town, I wanted a can of red beans, but all the beans were kind of brown, I bought a can...

Jenny liked to shop with great thrift, She spent just a penny for a gift, But, on gifts she received, She really got peeved, Under ten b...