LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I stopped my pickup to see about giving a gator, aid, He was gimping down the highway, near the old pinball arcade, I asked him, "you...

I walked into a dark, deep cave, and saddled up a big, black bear, Some call me extremely brave, others think I need a brain repair, I rode ...

Sneed was a spider, and a big, giant spider was Sneed, He wrapped his webs throughout the house, for he was full of greed, Greedy for the bi...

Winter came and brought misery, misery, I am told, It blocked the paths of all creatures, and suffered them, the cold, Cold hurts the face, ...

The bedbugs teeth are sharp, and real long, And, Denny rolled upon the bugs, wrong, The mad teeth bit in, Broke wide, Denny's skin, The ...

The rip tide is pulling this pig, out to the deep sea, Where all the great killer sharks will be waiting for me, They'll see my pink bel...

I fell off a cliff, and looked down at big, sharp, nasty stones, I knew that soon upon them, I'd be bleaching my broke bones, Then I saw...

I looked down from a bridge, and saw a huge dinosaur, He was fighting a grizzly; it was an animal war, The big grisly got on top, Gave old d...

A hungry tiger escaped from the zoo, He ate up my pretty, pet cow, named Moo,  I feel really blue, The cat ate me too, I and my pet cow, bec...

A big, bad breathed, wolf walked arrogantly, into our school, When the bad wolf ate the gym teacher, we kids thought it was cool, Before we ...

Two little mink ran around the lake, eating dead fish that washed up on the shore, The little mink ran into a bobcat, then the two little mi...

I walked to the other side of the lake, and a lion was there, He started eyeing me real good, as did his buddy, the big bear, I took my walk...

There is a great, big eagle, sitting up in my backyard tree, He sits there staring down upon, my new cat that I named, Three, Both my One an...

There is a local alligator, I believe his name is Sammy, He ate a roasted tater, along with that missing tourist, Tammy, Sammy lives in a de...

When cast upon me, is a tigers eye, He be thinking, onion ring, or French fry, And, what of my meat? What parts should he eat? He's drea...

I once knew a toad, and he was very young, He had a toad body, but a long, frog tongue, His tongue lashed out to the sky, As he caught every...

I'd often take my cow, Maisy out on a woods walk, She'd soothe me with soft moos, while I unwound with thought talk, One day, a lion...

I sat down in my yard, and many fire ants attacked me, They were all biting, and kept biting, they would not let me be, They found me next d...

I found a small sliver of meat, when I went out my back porch door, That badger must or left it, when he murdered that squirrel, at four, It...

I went to Mancelona just to see where it is at, The only thing I found there was a female, cougar cat, The cougar decided to eat, I had blub...