LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

They said "bye, bye", to their lollipops, when their lollipops were no more, The pops were cute colored, and fruit flavored, causi...

I needed gum from a gum store, and I needed to get there really quick, The only transport I could legally drive, was grandpa's old pogo ...

The thing about the marshmallow peeps, When I'm shopping them, I shop for keeps, The day that comes after Sunday, Is the day they call M...

I drove on up to Newbury to purchase some chocolate treats, They make chocolate the old fashioned way; they mix it with their feets, Their c...

It does not take any brains, The best treats are candy canes, I do not hesitate, I quickly manducate, Then my teeth all suffer pains.

Ray wanted to smooch with his girlfriend Mandy, So, on Valentine's Day he gave his girlfriend candy, The candy was all full of ...

The tainted turkey was not my fault, I thought I killed the taint with extra salt, My family gave me jeers, For charging to drink beers, And...

It's the day after Halloween, And, I am feeling so unclean, I ate so much candy, I split my spleen, The sugar high made me mean,  I yell...

I love to buy candy on Valentine's Day, I eat it myself and don't give it away, When calories bring such despair, It would be sel...

Well today is Valentines Day, And, I’ve got something to say, Forget flowers and candy, Just bring me some brandy, The day seems much br...