LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was this little sunfish, I tried to deep fat fry, Then a grease spatter popped, taking out my one good eye, In my bad eye I see fizzy,...

Jimmy's noodles were so hot, They burnt his teeth that had the rot, He sucked the water cooler, With his drooler, Water going down mixed...

I went and watched some solar flares, Singed my eyeballs, gave them tears, I burned my skin, They told next of kin, Then they fed what remai...