LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jimmy got locked into flossing, and flossed his front teeth every day, Jimmy thought flossing was iconic, but he lost his teeth anyway, When...

Mickey's nice teeth had all cavitised, The dentist pulled them all, no surprise, Now Mickey chews with his gums, Has gas in his tummy tu...

I ate two onion bagels, and that was lunch, I washed them down with a sweet, raspberry punch, My teeth were full of ruts, On break I chewed ...

Neddy had bad tooth decay, But, he ate his candy, anyway, When his front tooth popped out, Neddy had not, any doubt, He had to see a dentist...