LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I had a sweet, pretty chicken; the name was Bea, Bea thought it was real human, and it talked like me, I told Bea, "no, no, no", ...

I am a baby hermit, and I have climbed up into a tree, Ma and pa and sis and bro, have been looking all around for me, When one walks under ...

Someone launched some flying, rocket fireworks, and holy...well, They flew threw my open window, and made a real nasty smell, Then came a fa...

Poor little Absalom, did not see the big hawk coming, Absalom was a little mouse, and not so fast at running, When the hawk grabbed Absalom...