LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Tyler thought he had a brain worm, up inside his big, pink head, But, it was just his longest finger, so Tyler didn't go dead, Tyler twi...

I tip toed through some tulips, and got my foot caught in a bear trap, I use to love the tulips, but as of now, I'm very unhap, I will r...

My brain is not at all a normal human brain, It is made up of bacteria, that's not sane, I'm called Bacteria Head, Because my old br...

My friend was a booger named chartreuse, He was born in a nose and then came loose, He lived 40 years, Under an eyeball, catching tears, He ...

There once was a planet, way out in space, They loved their plastics, even put them in their face, But plastic poisons the inside, All life ...