LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jim was feeling old, turning gray, worrying about every farm dollar, While Jim's fat pigs roll, oink and screech, like "happy campe...

Just to pay my rent and car payment, I have to work long and hard,  I just can't make any minimum payment, on my bank, credit card, My C...

I once retired, Soon in debt, I mired, The kids, food they required, A really warm home, I desired, Back working, caffeinated and wired.

I went broke buying online subscriptions, and had to sell blood, My blood was rejected, because it looked too much like mud, I sold the kidn...

My algorithms are not good, The doctor told me that I should, Stop eating pot pies, Try some exercise, Pay him with cash, and not firewood.

Jeff was enjoying himself, while watching tv, Jeff was so happy that his cable was free, His apartment neighbor next door, Ran cable under t...

I'm due to make a house payment, but I've got a fun joke to play, I'm not going to make the payment, by the scheduled payment da...

My doctor said, doctors once cured people by making them bleed, I replied that modern doctors make people bleed, because of greed, My doctor...

My IRS tax bill was amazingly tall, Even though, my paycheck revenue was extremely small, So, I quit my old job, To stay at home, be a...

Today I had a "clarity of mind," I realized that I was in a real bind, My taxes were due, My insurances too, And, no money cou...

Today I had a "clarity of mind," I realized that I was in a real bind, My taxes were due, My insurances too, And, no money cou...