LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

It's a wild, wild raspberry ride, As big bowling balls and large pins collide, The bouncing of pins, Is like forgiveness of sins, A new ...

My fresh blueberries, they all ran away, I had saved them for my cereal day, My cereal tastes like straw, And someone's chewed chaw, And...

There was a big, silly gopher, named Terry, He could not pass any red, ripe strawberry, Terry would take a bite, Which gave Terry delight, B...

I was a little red raspberry, a raspberry I was, I started getting somewhat rotten, and grew a little fuzz, Someone wanted me for sup, So th...

Bob didn't brush his teeth, and they all got really rotty, Then a dentist Bob saw, and the dentist got snotty, Bob then went out to the ...