LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I'm preping for the end of the world to come, I am being ridiculed, by more than just some, I've moved into a tent, With a woodstove...

My parents called me, and announced they had become little furries, They said they had a giant litter box, so there were no worries, I won...

Once upon a time, there was a pig, named Hannibal, He liked eating bacon, and was called a cannibal, On one nice, sunny, fine day, He fell a...

My Gerty, the dirty little dog, Jumped on my Android, and tried to vlog, She's still my best buddy, But, her paws were muddy, My Android...

I went swimming with the turtles, and what did I find? Turtles like to snap toes off, which left me in a bind, I would have drowned that day...

My kitty likes to tear, rip and shred, elves into small parts, So on Christmas Day,  we just get one wrapped box, full of farts, Real bad it...

My parrot would fly, and knock over ma's high priced lamps, Parrot scratched cousin Paul, and bit the ear off poor gramps, What a crimin...

Johnny banged, and banged, and banged on the floor, Johnny hurt his self, and he did it no more, He calmed down real good, He did just as he...

The pigs chased all the hens out of the chicken coup, The pigs ate all the eggs, then made chicken nest soup, The poor chickens were really ...

All the morel mushrooms were being dug up by feral pigs, So, we went out hunting them, by following their pig digs, But, those clever pigs d...

I bought a fish tank for my pet crawdad, Mr. Bay Jay, Mr. Bay Jay was happy, and in his tank he would play, He had a toy flute, And he playe...

Two ducks travel with me in my Ford Motor car, On long trips they pee in an old mason jar, But one was wise-craken,   The other laugh-quacke...

I bought a box of trinkets, cheap, I bought them from a a trinkets creep, His voice was all nasal, His breath smelled of witch hazel, He end...

I HUNG UP MY SOCKS I hung up my socks by the old fireplace, Hoping that Santa would come in the night, I had no cookies sitting on the d...

I am a little blogger living on the moon, I like munching on potato chips, then go sleep all afternoon, I like to blog about that and this...