LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There is a local alligator, I believe his name is Sammy, He ate a roasted tater, along with that missing tourist, Tammy, Sammy lives in a de...

I'm a fabulous, little squid, I take pride in all that I did, I love meatballs, I wear long shawls, That way I keep my squid parts hid.

Seigneur De Mouches is my iconic known name, Private garbage redistribution is my game, If you don't pay your bill, On your front yard w...

I went to see the dinosaur that was living down the street, I never saw his bod before, just the tracks left by his feet, I and the dino bec...

I went out on Lake Michigan and got bit by a shark, I did not feel any pain, then it suddenly went dark, I woke up in the sharks belly, Bein...

There was a giant monkey fox sitting in the woods, He was chewing on the bones of some Red Ridding Hoods, And, boy those bones were good, Be...