LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The holiday traffic got kind of speedy, For those going to resorts were all chill pill needy, But, they brought with them lots of cash, T...

With one less hour of sleep, I'm afraid, on the road I can't keep, I'll slide off the edge, Then the river, they'll dredge, ...

My car slid on the ice and I slammed into a tree, Then my ancestors surrounded me, "You drive too fast", They said at last, "...

The car ahead of me went so slow I had to pass, So, I became a particle accelerator and, put my foot down on the gas, And, boy did I fly, At...