LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My mama laid me down to sleep, with my Mr. Tuttle doll, Mr. Tuttle was a dead pet rat, stuffed by my Auntie Moll, We grew up as jobless, poo...

A bat got into the farmhouse, and frightened the wives and kids, Back behind the big sofa, that is where my family hids, We are  backwoods t...

There were seven old bears shacked-up in the woods, They loved each other, and thought their lives was goods, Then one cold winter day, Gold...

There was an old fella known by most as, Fred, He was found face down in a stream, drowned and dead, Fred hit his big head, On a hard rock b...

When I have a lot of work to do, I do nothing, except make a stew, I take a special pill, So I can eat roadkill, Or my skin turns green, and...

I live in rural America, where the bestest food is fried spleen, We eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and all meals in between, I like...

Katy was a mountain lion, who really loved to eat, She only snacked on campers, because campers are so sweet, Katy would eat the campers dow...

I had some chickened noodles, chickened really good, They tasted like fresh chicken, like chickened noodles always should, Then I ate a road...