LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Tory the 1st chair trumpeter, became quite unhinged, Because on Johann S. Bach, all night she super binged, Her lips were sore, Her tongue w...

I turned on my tunes, but my tunes were not there, A check went to subscriptions but, my check account was bare, So quiet was my place, ...

I thought I'd watch some hockey But, I passed out drinking sake, It was real late on my tic tocky, So, I poured some scotch on some cold...

I went into the parlor to listen to some Bach, I then ordered dinner when, I noticed the tic-tok, The TV talked sedition, As I consumed my n...

Recces Roy set cans on fire, They were garbage cans full of plastic wire, He got away and then found, The plastic wire underground, Such...