LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Trina's shoes are made of itchy plastics, and her clothes are made of plastics too, Trina is allergic to all plastics, so she scratches ...

There be a clan of fairies, who live down by the bog, They buzz around my head, in nights pitch thick, with blue fog, They have pulled out m...

I thought I had lots of mint toothpaste left, but my tube is flat, and stone dry, If I go to school without clean smelling teeth, the teasin...

The internet is nasty, and I got told off in several, meanie ways,   I was harassed daily by mean emojis, and trolled with fake, sarcastic p...

I'm being called a hominid, because I like to stand on my two hind feet, The only reason I do it, is to see if I can find something to e...

Benny went to a foot doctor, to have all his toes dejammed, This was soon on social media, now Benny's getting spamed, Spam was one of B...

Young Jim Flip Joy LaRoy, Loved his new airplane toy, He took it to school, Kids broke it, so cruel, Jim had tears to deploy.

The bigger they are, the more they have gall, Those wide, and heavy, and overly tall, My arm cannot reach, To touch them, to teach, One slap...

I went to the to The Two Bird Bar, Somebody keyed my new sporty car, When I came outside, I cried and I cried, The mean patrons went hardy, ...

There once was a shy, young tiger named Jitters, Jitters liked eating little furry critters, Along comes a rattlesnake, He said his name was...

I shaved my head and found a point on the top, I inherited my point from my mother's side grandpop, Now, all the time I get teased, ...

Big Ugly Gator took my books, and burned them all, Gator burned my coloring books, that made me bawl, He then gave me a book, On how pork, I...

The three siblings were allowed back into the school, They had been suspended, for breaking every rule, Restricted to gym classes, Forbidden...

There are alien flowers growing behind my shack, I don't talk to them because they holler back, They are very demanding, In fact, downri...

We were exploring a dusty back road, I and my friend/partner, Toad, We were attacked by dire deer, They didn't like Toad's species, ...

I got told off, and it was bitter, By a bot troll, trolling Twitter, They said I was a stupid quitter, Said I should shut up, or I'd get...

Mark the unicorn was a menace to the sleigh, He'd stick his horn through the sides and poke the elves everyday, Mark poked Santa too, Wh...

In the hall of bullies we count just nine, Only one barked abuse, the others stayed fine, But it does not matter, The abused quickly scatter...

Todd looked all over the place, But his feet couldn't find third base, Todd was tagged out and became a disgrace, No one would look him ...

It rained on my teeter totter, and now it's all wet, If now I teeter totter, I will find woe and then regret, My pants will get all mudd...