LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Bugs have laid eggs in my food, because my windows have no screens, That is why I have those maggots, swimming in my pork and beans, There i...

The bedbugs teeth are sharp, and real long, And, Denny rolled upon the bugs, wrong, The mad teeth bit in, Broke wide, Denny's skin, The ...

Garden, Spading, Worms, Birds, Squirmy, Meals, Yummy, Good, Mowing Lawn, Bugs, Birds. 8122

Sammy went to the beach and got covered with soars, The bugs liked him so much, because he tasted like s'mores, From New Years Eve t...

I built a cabin in a swamp, So, I'd have a place to romp, I love all the snakes and the bugs, With them it's kisses and hugs, Bu...

My big sister has the red bedbugs, she's had them for eleven years, She won't tell our mama, because she's afraid mama will come...

There is a tree called weeping willow, and one was weeping in the street, It weeped upon my brand new shoes, and got wet my stockings and my...

Jimmy was invaded by cooties; they ran up his big nose, Some cooties dripped out in ice-snot, when the temperatures froze, Jimmy said a litt...

I felt rich when I found in my wallet, a dollar, I felt smart when I read me a book, a scholar, I still felt so defeated, When everyone twee...

Gary the dentist and Gary the house fly, Roomed together in a townhouse in the sky, Once Dr. Gary copped a tude, So flying Gary got rude, He...

Because my house had loads of mice and rats, I decided to get myself some cats, They ate the mice today, Frightened the rats away, To deal w...

In the latest, late of dark night, From an earwig, I got a bite, The evil dear, Was in my ear, I slapped my ear, with all my might.

I once had a problem, his name was Sid, Sid was a bedbug, I could not get rid, Sid would hold me real tight, And would bite me all night, Th...

I saw the sign of evil, I fear the most, Six big locusts landed on my whole wheat toast, My lower jaw made a sag, Then I drooled on my dish ...

I find a stinky cockroach in my clothes, The more I spray him, the bigger he grows, I go get a net, He grows bigger, yet, We're standing...

There was a little mosquito, They all called him, Bandaleito, He played a little harp, In the key of C-sharp, Bug spray would make him retre...

There were flies in dad's ointments, and bees on the wing, Then there were hornets with a much nastier sting, One stung poor little Ben,...

I went to the tavern for a pint of bitters, In it were specks, looked like little critters, The bar keep said it was just dust, He'd pou...

There were some little creepy crawlers that lived between Jeb's toes, When it got really cold out, some of the creepy crawlers froze, Th...

They hand out Pamphlets all day and all night, About finding bedbugs, and treating their bite, The greatest bedbug fears, Are those brave ph...