LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a Praying Mantis named Sid, He stayed most perfectly hid, When a bug came along, The bug had sung it's last song, And, Sid...

Birdie Bronson was a pet pheasant, She lived on a farm near Mt. Pleasant, She spotted a worm, He started to squirm, This was like saying...

Jason had a beard full of  bugs, He tried scratching and giving his hairs  tugs, The bugs would itch and bite, Jason could not sleep at n...

Sid the Mantis was an eater of bugs, He trounced on them and gave them no hugs, In Sid's worldly view, Bugs were just too few, They ...

With a knife I cut a bug in two, Then from each half a new half grew, Each bug gave me a bite, The pain inspired an insight, "Squas...