LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My tooth really ached after I ate some pudding cake, I tried to pull the tooth, but all it did was break, For dental work, I had no money, I...

Just to pay my rent and car payment, I have to work long and hard,  I just can't make any minimum payment, on my bank, credit card, My C...

I'm due to make a house payment, but I've got a fun joke to play, I'm not going to make the payment, by the scheduled payment da...

Mr. Mugger had some debt, He had bills he could not pay, He figured he was really set, ‘Till he lost his job one day, Mr. Mugger lost h...

I had no dollars in my pocket, So I couldn't buy a bottle rocket, So to feel more fine, I expressed online, To the world, I did Tic Toc ...

On my heart my tummy tugs, I was so hungry, I ate bugs, But, a tummy that begs, Shouldn't eat bugs with long legs, I got hospitalized an...

There were great deals on Black Friday but, I had no funds to pay, I had not been working since, the third week of May, I broke open my penn...

There's lots of wiggle room in my wallet, I'm broke and don't know what else to call it, But, I'm soon to get pay, The...

Today I had a "clarity of mind," I realized that I was in a real bind, My taxes were due, My insurances too, And, no money cou...

Today I had a "clarity of mind," I realized that I was in a real bind, My taxes were due, My insurances too, And, no money cou...