LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a politician, and his name was Sammy See, He stated he'd do anything to get my vote from me, I said I wanted pickles in a jar,...

New Years Eve I had over all my bosses, And, they drank down all my sauces, My party got praise, But I didn't get a raise, My alcohol br...

I have a pet protozoa named Drudge, He once was a powerful judge, But Drudge was so corrupt, His term ended, abrupt, Now he's a microbe ...

I went to jail and it was full of mean, nasty screws, They kept writing me up for making toilet bowel booze, So I could not stay real nice, ...

There was a Congresswoman named Belle, She had plenty of favors to sell, Lobbyists built her a house, Gave a good job to her spouse, Now...

Governor Sneakers liked a good bribe, He ran for Governor to enrich his own tribe, He worked for only the elite, He talked up any deceit,...