LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Mommy intervened,  and she made me take a time-out nap, for a while, Because I was feuding, using ball bats, with my pet, stuffed crocodile,...

I had a watermelon, and I cut the melon into three, One piece for my dog Lindsey, and the other two pieces, for me, Then I ate a spiral ham,...