LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

 The flea and tick infestations are really bad, this gear, My significant other is covered from toe to ear, The little eggs keep popping, Th...

When the deadly dee dees come out at night, They only want to make a bite, They'll bite your toes, They'll bite your nose, They'...

I laid on my bed and started to itch, The bugs in it started to crawl and to twitch, I got out some spray, To drive them away, Alas, the ...