LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went into the woods hunting for bear, But, a Bigfoot had already been there, He ate all the bears, Except, for some hairs, And then, t...

I went out to the barn and what surprise did I find, A bear waiting out there, like a hunter in a blind, He waited there just for me,  He po...

I dropped my solar lamp into the lake, while forest camping,  Now I fear the inner wires will need major revamping, In the dark tent, my bod...

Tom ate honey until he smelled like a bee, Which attracted the bears from every county, Tom feared a bad beaten, But instead, he was eate...

My panda ate a chili pepper; my panda ate a mouse, My Panda is not potty trained, so he poops inside my house, They say my panda plays crick...

Frank was bald as a marble, yet coveted thick, long hair, Frank was inspired, when he eye spied, Big Benny The Bear, Frank went hunting for ...

I went online to check on my investments in the stocks, Instead of investing, I should have just watched the Tic Toks,  My whole portfolio s...

I went to the carnival and the carnies were there, They were all really nice, except their pet bear,  The bear had little charm, He bit off ...

My hamster drank water from the Flint River today, He turned into a grasshopper and then hopped away, And, my gerbil named Ben, Drank the...

Area bear watchers have gotten their wish, There's a bear around here searching for some nutrish, He loves smelly containers, Like...

  It was dark as I eased down the stairs, It was scary as I looked out for bears, I went to the fridge for a snack, Then, the bears...

I went out back of the high school to march with the dress band, I was the only one there, save for the bear eating a hand, I forgot my bear...

Two old Teddy bears lived way out in the backwoods, They made rainbow candles, sold through shops in the hoods, Then they diversified, Makin...

I went to Canada to do cavorting in fresh air, The air was really bad, and I got ate by some bear, Canada was a no win,  No going back there...

The zombies came for a meal of my brains, I killed them with my saw that spins chains, Zombie parts flew everywhere, Smell attracted a big b...

I saw a great big old bear chewing on my neighbor's face, It didn't bother me since it wasn't happening on my place, Then the be...

A bear and a Bigfoot played tetherball, The Bigfoot won because he was so tall, The bear was a soar loser, And, sour mash boozer, The be...

For fun I'd go looking for bears, I'd poke them with a stick for some dares, But, one bear had a trick, He broke my poky-stick...

I am afraid my trailer ain't rolling nowhere, It got ripped right in half by a huge grizzly bear, The bear ate the kids,  Methinks that...

In a hidden pond they did appear, Great big bullfrogs the size of deer, One ate a bear,  That made me scare, Now, in the tavern I'll...